Mom: STOP WATCHING YOUTUBE AND STUDY GOD
Me: IM WATCHING THE MEME MACHINE MOM ITS AN ADDICTION KAREN
A person who needs memes to survive
Filthy frank needs a meme machine to survive because without memes he will die
To perform the coffee machine one must ejactulate into the vagina and The anus, trying not waste any sex mayo in the transition. When that is complete the woman must squat where she pleases and let both sources of baby gravy ooze out of both holes just like the milk and coffee from
a coffee machine hence the name.
The human coffee machine
Mate #1 - Ay lad I coffee machined Laura last night, it was mega
Mate #2- yes lad little ice frap n that
(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.
I'm heading to the slime machine.
some one that always wins, thereby “catching a dub”
SAM: Yo Neel how do you stay grinding and winning all the time ?
NEEL: dude, I’m a dub machine!
A Russian mythical demon that comes and eats little children at night who do not brush their teeth
Little Timmy: "But Dad I don't want to brush my teeth!"
Dad: "Careful Little Timmy, if you don't, Glornops the Nightmare Machine will come for you in your sleep..."