Make the bacon

To perform sex upon command.

Make the bacon, bitch.

See similar Making bacon and Make bacon

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making out

Sexual intercourse; having sex; fucking

Tyrone pulled off Kiersten's bathing suit bottom, inserted his ram-rod and started making out right there on the beach.

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make it rain

To vigoerously shake the sweat from your hair in the club, spraying your sweat everywhere, emulating rain.

"If I danced too close to that hood rat, her nappy weave might make it rain on my new dress."

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time to make the doughnuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Doughnuts commercials where the man who makes the doughnuts would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leving home for work to "make the doughnuts"

Just before the 5 O'Clock news team went on air the stage manger states "Time to make the doughnuts" to let everyone know they are about to broadcst

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make me cry

A utterance of disgust, shame, embarassment and disappoinment.
Make me cry is fuck me to tears for polite company.
See fuck me to tears.

Oh, make me cry! I missed desperate housewives again.

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make out mouth

That chaffing you get around your mouth after a night of making out. Can get much worse if one person has a mustache.

Person A "Ummm... Why do you have a red rash all around your mouth??"
Person B "It's all right... I just have make out mouth"

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Make-up malfunction

When a prep girl forgets to put on make-up. With it, they appear to be gorgeous. Without it, it’s a completely different story.

Prep girl: Hi, Mike
*Mike see’s normally hot prep girl who forgot make-up*
Mike: WHOA! DUDE! MAKE-UP!
Prep girl: *blushes with shame because of make-up malfunction*
Other prep girl: You ugly whore
Mike: She’s right, I’m going to the prom with HER now…haha, bitch
*They beat the shit out of prep girl for violating the natural laws of ugliness and proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor*

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