When you play Minecraft for so long you start to disconnect from reality.
Dave:"I've been playing Minecraft for so long I forgot how the real world works bruh"
Dave #2: "You got Minecraft Induced Psychosis man"
Villagers are passive mobs that inhabit villages, work at their professions, breed, and interact with each other. Their outfit varies according to their occupation and biome. A player can trade with them using emeralds as currency
villager in Minecraft are dumb
A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.
How was your date with Steve last night?
He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!
They are going to take ur child.....they are pedophiles after all.....
when you rizz up a hoe by playing minecraft with her until 5 am
pickle man used the advanced rizz technique "minecraft steez" on Hannah. she didnt stand a chance
when you use minecraft to rizz up a broad
Pickleman invited the bird lady to play Minecraft as friends, but when he deployed the Minecraft steez she swooned
You’re playing Minecraft and you are epic gamer
He’s a Minecraft epic gamer and he hates being disturbed.