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Minecraft Pussy

minecraft sex mod now available limited edition no refunds children granted

Mom: clean the dishes johnny
Johnny: no im having minecraft pussy

by MommyMommyBoy January 12, 2023


minecraft lovehunt

minecraft lovehunt, or MCLH, is a visual novel where you become trapped in minecraft with Dream, GeorgeNotFound, and Sapnap and develop relationships with them before defeating the ender dragon. each character within the game has three endings: Romantic, Platonic, and Bad. However, you can only unlock Dream's romantic and platonic endings after getting all of GNF and Sapnap's endings, and you can only unlock Dream's bad ending after completing all of his other endings. After completing Dream's bad ending, all of the game's data resets and you can replay the game as if you just got it. There is no R-rated imagery in the game, and only one use of shit, and, for a dating sim, its very tame.

"Hey man, have you ever heard of Minecraft Lovehunt?"
"no..."
"good, don't look it up."

by Allie Wonderland November 30, 2022


2D Minecraft

2D Minecraft, also known as Terraria, is a 2D mod of the popular game Minecraft.

Yeet fam, I'm finna 2D Minecraft LAN today.

by GammelMann69 December 6, 2018


Let's play minecraft

When you give hot sloppies to the person who asked to play. After that it's a 3 hour hard-core anal session

Tim: hey Jim let's play minecraft!
Jim: are fine but only for a little. My girlfriend is getting suspicious of me

by Pk moist July 25, 2022


minecraft has bad graphics

Literally the dumbest fucking thing any human could ever say

Guy 1: minecraft has bad graphics
Guy 2: there supposed to fucking be like that you waste of cum

by Havemyburger November 11, 2021


Minecraft Lover

Minecraft Lover, It's a sentence that's basically used to tell someone they are obsessed with Minecraft, and Minecraft is a video game. I hope that helped you.

1: My Brother is such a Minecraft Lover

2: Look at that nerdy Minecraft Lover

3: Dude can you stop being a Minecraft Lover

4: My Friend is such a Minecraft Lover

by John_The_Dog41 February 22, 2023


Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 27, 2020