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Grass mud horse

Popular online term, Grass Mud Horse, which originally is a legendary beast and recently used as a political parody for the harmonious society.

There is a herd of Grass Mud Horses*
   In the wild and beautiful Ma Le Desert**
   They are lively and intelligent
   they are fun-loving and nimble
   They live freely in the Ma Le Desert
   They are courageous, tenacious, and overcome the difficult environment
  
   Oh lying down Grass Mud Horse
   Oh running wild Grass Mud Horse
   They defeated river crabs*** in order to protect their grass land
   River crabs forever disappeared from Ma Le Desert

by Tonyjeans April 13, 2009

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Oregon Mud Puddle

Its when you are having sex with a chick and she is riding you reverse cowgirl and shits on you with explosive diarrhea and it puddles in and around your belly button.

Dude, this whore I picked up on 82nd gave me an Oregon Mud Puddle so I made her give me a rusty trombone!

by BMOH April 5, 2009

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Mud Foot

Someone who has stepped in Shit...

God Damn it stephanie you tracked shit all over my house you fucking Mud Foot!

by Ray July 2, 2004

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Mud slide

When the lady lies on her stomach with back arched and the gentleman sits on her shoulders with the head of a turd sticking out (see turtle head). He then procedes to slide down her back with the aid of the turd.

"I built up so much speed giving her a mud slide the other night that I got whiplash."

by Andrew July 23, 2006

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Mud Crab Vagina

One step further than sand in your vagina. To get super grumpy

Greg got so rekt he had mud crab vagina and went home

by Enerjex September 19, 2017


Grandma's Mud Castle

After having dined at Grandma's Kitchen an involuntary purge of the lower intestines resulting in a contained explosion within your pants. Once in bathroom, the removal of your pants causes the feces to spill over the front of the porcelain throne creating a mud mound on the floor and leaving the door open for all to see!

I hate my in-laws so much I created a Grandma's Mud Castle for them!

by Ga-Law August 3, 2013


mud river motorboat

The act of motorboating the anus.

Chuck's mouth smelled like poop after giving a girl the mud river motorboat

by bukkaksi November 25, 2008

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