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When someone use to be that guy people would use because of house nice he was. He would always get messed over and never had the opportunity to shine. Often they tend to go through alot but always goes into something with his head held high.
Nice Guys Finish Last
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When a girl/guy doesn’t like you but cares enough about your feelings to let you off easy... if you understand what she is trying to say.
Jimmy: I like you a lot, do you like me?
Sarah: I mean your nice and all...
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No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.
Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.
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What a mother yells whenever something gets broke
*CRASH*
Kids (in sync of course): "I didn't do it!"
Mother: "THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!"
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It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"
It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"
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August 14 is national be nice to jerry and Tyler day this means the you have to say nice thing all day to your local jerry and Tyler
Emily was being to Tyler and Jerry all day because it national be nice to jerry and Tyler day
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On Saturday December 18th compare people who are just generally nice to ralsei due to one quality
A nice person was called ralsei as it was call generally nice people ralsei day