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dirty, smelly, and just plain old ugly man. Has a small penis as well. Generally enjoys taking poops in urinals.
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The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation
YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you
Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard
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A chicago saying for telling your friend to eat that chick out.
"She is such a slut!!!"
"prepare for a jam with the bearded clam, man!"
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This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.
Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"
Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"
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Similar in meaning to chinny reckon. Used to express disbelief, always with an exaggerated motion of one hand on the chin, as though shaving/stroking an imaginary beard. It means that whatever the first speaker has said is so fanciful or impossible that another impossible thing must be true.
Person A: My grandfather was King Henry VIII.
Person B: Really? And I'm shaving my green beard.
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a line in a camel toe song that will get stuck in your head.
made by a two 30 year old men.
chorus:
Your camel toe
It looks alright so baby let it show
Looks like a big taco
I see your camel toe
(Merci madame, voila le bearded clam)
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You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.
Classy!!!
Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!
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