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benevolence towards the homeless, the less fortunate, those who are down on their luck
There's a lot of bum love in this town. I just got $50 begging with a "high fives by donation" sign.
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The expession used to describe one's fingers after one has satisfied their habit of picking their anal passage. The individual associated with this habit is Sir Steven of Stechford. Rumour has it, the bum fingers of the master of this art, can be caught by scent from over 200 miles away.
"Steve, get your bum fingers away from me."
"Steven, I can smell your bum fingers"
"Where is Steven?"
"Probably sitting at home with his fingers up his bum"
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While squeezing out a hot fresh cinnimon roll, you descover a rather large hemeroid has jumped ship and a visit to the local GP is in order.
Honey!!! fetch some towels my bum grape is paying me another visit!!!
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1. The unbridled mane of one's buttocks. (see manscaping)
2. The area which a bum claims to be his own to collect his income. Bum turf may be, and usually is fought for. Many a bum have lost their turf due to drunkeness, or inability to stand their ground.
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"Man my ass itches"
"Why?"
"I've got stubble because I just shaved my bum turf"
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"There's broken glass, vomit and shit everywhere"
"Yeah, I saw a couple of guys fighting over their bum turf"
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"Why do you need to share my bum turf?"
"Because I went back to mine, and found a couple of fags in my box, and I knew what they were doing because the velcro sound. It must've been the rubbing of bum turf on freshly manscaped crotch"
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Major digestive issues also known as diarrhea.
Dude 1 – Man I got wicked Bum Sauce!
Dude 2 – Well fuck man that’s what you get for eating pizza out of the trash! God go buy a cookbook!
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A bum that thinks I'm going to give him money.
Jessica walked right by the dumb bum.
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Pretty much the same as 'Sucking Up' to someone, except based around the action of giving somebody anal sex.
"I can believe you bum up to him just because he has a nice car."
"Dave's bumming up to Celebrities again."
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