A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.
“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”
Mark Jones
He spends the first our of the lesson running a demo, The same demo he showed us the day before
Uh oh, Mark jones is on his demo already
The type of person to have a Miraculous Ladybug obsession. Give her anything Miraculous themed and you just fed the addiction. She loves her friends but would leave them for Cat Noir. Although she may a psychopath for the show, she always has time for family. But she also has a weird obsession with ships, HSM, Zendaya, tom holland, and descendants.
Claire Jones: A goofball
How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
Tavy Smith ( Bunnie Jones ) is a Christian. She’s super religious and EW!
M: hey have you heard of “tavy smith ( Bunnie Jones )”?
B: ohh that girl right?
The guy who was kinda fat, but kinda fit. He sits in the front of class and he just does average.
Meh he is just an average guy. Probably a Cole Jones
Being so high that you send nonsensical things to people over text.
Dude guys, I almost sent "what up Smith Jones" to my aunt!