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person a: “hey liam. nice clarinet! where’d you get it? your mom?”
liam: “kys”
a really short kid, has a biggest ego in the world and he thinks hes stronger than everyone yet still he plays fortnite at 21 year old and living in his moms basement
dam that guys short he must be a LIAM
Either a weird kid who probably is a bit ‘tismed out with most likely a Minecraft obsession. Or just a chill bloke who wished his name wasn’t Liam because it’s the most basic name of all time now.
“I once knew a guy named Liam, he wasn’t a weird Minecraft fan in his 30s. He was actually a sex god” - comprised of many different testimonials from every female model
Liam is the Best person in the world who pulls all the bitches who's names start with a, v, h, g or r. He also has the biggest shlong in his friend group. People call him the Hottest guy they’ve met and the most satisfying in bed
girl 1: whos that super hot guy over there???
girl 2: oh thats just liam
girl 1: i want him so bad
A fat virgin who never leaves his room, always playing video games and never gets laid.
Guy1:Look at that fat stupid virgin i wonder what his name is.
Guy2:His name is Liam because he is a fat virgin who is fat.
The guy who fucked your mum last night. The god of all names. The chad that gets all the bitches and makes every girl wet with a glance. Always has a bitch on his dick . Has the most ego out of everyone. Liam is just way too cool and good looking.
Liam is gonna destroy the world, he is making me wet
Liam is coming with that 3 inch defeater