shark fishing

When a girl ONLY goes after guys with girlfriends.

"I really want to go shark fishing soon."

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K-fishing

To be cheap and ask for money but never pay it back

Stop K-fishing=Stop being cheap/Pay me Back!/Don't be brown

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Fish Farmer

When a girl gives 3 guys head before swallowing each of there cum.

Mary is the biggest fish farmer

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Pity Fishing

Pity fishing is an action when the "fisherman" complains about something in there life just to get pity from their listeners.
Someone who complains about something just so others can here them to give the complainer pity.
Pity fisherman are also usually compliment fishers (see compliment fishing)

Facebook Status: "My life is so hard, I have to do everything myself no one else will lift a finger."

PatsyReader: "awww poor you"

SmartReader: "oh quit your PITY FISHING!"

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fish tacquito

noun. a stinky dick. most likely because of insertion into a fish taco.

person 1: Man that guy smells like crap. must have a fish tacquito.
person 2: i love tacquitos... you shut your mouth right now!

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fish diving

The act of eating food out of a girl's snatch; like fish crackers.

Bob: Hey man are you hungry?
Craig: No man I was just with my girlfriend and I was fish diving for goldfish crackers.

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Fish Oil

When you take a fat shit and a girl squirts in your ass to clean it like a bidet.

Did you wipe ur ass after that shit bro? Nah man I’m just gonna use Jenna’s fish oil later.

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