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A boyfriend who will shop with you at Sephora even though it's not his thing, and support you the whole time.
Ex: Eric tried out 20 lipstick swatches on his arm for me. Such a Sephora Boyfriend. <3
Celebrate your bf a second time bc we celebrated our gf 2 times
October 20 is national boyfriend day part 2
When you are in a relationship that makes you happy and you spend all day laying in bed together gaining weight.
You can tell she is happy with him because she’s starting to get a boyfriend layer...
On 28th November you have to bully your boyfriend or boy bestfriend and they can not bully you back
National bully boyfriends day is revenge for him bullying you :)
On the 28 november
You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend
Girlfriend: guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.
Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.
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A girl sat at the gas station I work at for hours late night because...
A retard "Well I see why..."
Hym "And I'm quoting her (by the way) 'MY boyfriend stole my car so...' So no. THIS is not why you're not fucking me you stupid bitch. THIS is not the thing. It's always 'MY boyfriend to stole car' and 'I'm molesting a retard at work' and 'MY husband slapped the absolute piss out of me' but THIS is where you draw the line? This? No. That isn't what's happening here. You are delusional."