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When you find out the prostitute you picked up is actually a man.
Last night, I was on the prowl for a ho and when I found one and started gettin' busy, I got the ol' bone surprise. But I didn't want to waste my money so...
the child of dead grandparents
“hey, are russell’s grandparents dead?”
“yea. he’s a bone gap. only half of mine are dead. i’m a half bone gap.”
“you’ll be a full bone gap soon.”
Having sex under the light of the moon. (Especially in the woods and in a standing sex position).
John Doe and Jane were Moon boning behind the tree in the backyard last night.
Bone creaker- A woman, or man, who is so skinny such that when you stick your Dick in them flaccid and listen while it gets hard, you can hear their bones creak.
Last night I fucked a bone creaker. I stuck my dock in limp and could hear the bones creak as it got hard.
The type of sex you have when there is no desire or expectation of climax from either party. Also often referred to as "Yellowstoning" or "yellowing" in cockney rhyming slang.
Hey Becky, you down for a long and sensual mellow boning sesh tonight.
No thanks Alex, I'd prefer it quick and dirty as usual.
To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.
Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.
When the penis is only half way to an erection.
Guy: Here it is.
Girl: Dude you only have halfa bone.