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A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.
"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"
"fuck no"
"Ah, man"
"What does peanutbutter spoon mean on urban dictionary? Probably nothing. Look it up."
A mini spoon often seen in mouths, found in Winco when serving free samples.
Karah, "Oh look free samples,"
Amber,"Awww, mini spoon,"
Karah, "Thems are spoon-zillas."
CHOKIN' THE CHICKEN
MASTURBATING
JERKING THE GHERKIN
Did you hear about how he was caught going fishing with a spoon?
to THE SUPER BOWL! YEAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon... to the super bowl.
When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.
Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.