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a shot of alcohol, usually vodka, taken during work hours.
hey do you want to do a small one?
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cunnilingus performed by sticking out ones' tongue and moving it around in a cut loose fashion. not to be confused with the "stalled one".
It was her birthday, so I provided her with some oral stimulation via the flickering one.
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If you get a party favor after 2am it is considered a sick one.
"What did you do last night?"
"I went on a sick one..."
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the opposite of onegine:A feared and dreadful disease, also known as onewenis.
Very often, a seemingly mild case of onesack can develop into a more chronic, and sometimes even lifetime condition. The only cure for that strain of onesack is death - yours or his. Do you want to live with a debilitating illness??? God no!
Better to be single and go around fucking all the randoms you secretly wish you were fucking, and not allow this sneaky opportunistic illness take hold and ruin your life.
Unfortunately there is no way to vaccinate for onesack at the moment, although many of the world's greatest thinkers and visionaries are working on the problem as we speak - their greatest efforts so far concentrated on fizzy sweet alcohol drinks like Bacardi Breezers, otherwise known as "Leg-Openers", and guaranteed to put an illicit sexual event with a questionable whore on your calendar.
All I can say in warning, is be ever vigilant to the symptoms of onegina, which are enumerated as follows:
1. An amazingly huge amount of dry vagina thoughts and deeds
2. A constant look of contempt on your friends' faces when they talk to you
3. An appreciation for gay shit like "going out for dinner" or "taking in a movie" or at its worst, "a quiet one at home with the daddy"
Will lisa be coming out to get smashed tonight? no she won't. she's got one sack the poor cunt, and her days are numbered and her freedom ended
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It means we're doing whatever whenever and however and letting it take us wherever we end up while getting f***** up
Were really going to be tying one on tonight when we go out.
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Bringing some excitement and a safe element of incest back into the gentlemanly pass time. Asking your mum to make you a cup of tea when your not even in the racing position, and then getting started, the idea being to finish yourself off before she arrives with your warm, refreshing beverage.
Extra points can be earned if you manage to regain your composure before she comes in, failure obviously carries its own punishment if you're in mid stroke as she comes comes in.
Also known as one of the Risk
Why don't you try a bit of R & R?
What rest and relaxation?
No Wrist and Risk action. Try having a risky one.
wank knockoneoffthewrist one off the wrist risk incest
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An act of getting killed in one shot, most often in the head, in first-person shooters, such as Counter-Strike.
Sick one-tap, bro!
And the ScreaM simply one-tapped the AWP-er, divine!
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