the pizza is aggressive

Something to shout when you're with your buddies and a really hot girl walks by and you wanna show them. This way, you don't have to shout hot girl, you just say "the pizza is aggressive!"

"Yo bro you see the game last ni-"

"THE PIZZA IS AGGRESSIVE"

"dayum she fine"

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Venezuelan Pizza

its when a chick, preferably from “Petare“, has a yeast infection, is on their period and has genital warts and you fuck her vigorously with a rolling pin. Then you extract the vaginal fluids built up after jamming the rolling pin vagina and bake it in an oven at 400 degrees for 18 minutes.

Note that you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (Warts)

I picked up Yulasis and I made a Venezuelan Pizza, with extra cheese since her genital warts had extra puss.

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Pineapple Pizza

Slang term used to describe the male anus.
Tangy and sweet meat to eat.
Also used as a code word for safe sex.

When asked if he wanted Pineapple Pizza Little Nicky declined.

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Boneless Pizza

A thing that does not exist. Pizza has no bones PERIOD.

Asshat: "Can i Order a boneless pizza?" Hard working pizza chef: "No They do not exist."

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cheese pizza

when it is an all in one, meaning the chesse is cum the tomato sauce is blood after punching her in the face and the saucage is your poo

see that cheese pizza on that bitch

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Greasy Pizza

A sexual act that involves five dollars, two slices of greasy jumbo slice pizza, a penis, slight friction, and garlic sauce flavored ejaculalent.

Thomas gave me the best greasy pizza last night and I made sure he got extra garlic sauce.

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Schrodinger's pizza

A Pizza box with no labels or logos to signify where it is from or what company made it.

John found a Schrodinger's pizza on the table during the party.

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