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Sally. Sally is the most perfect girl in the whole world. She is really super duper pretty and smart and funny and buff and cool. She is perfect in every way. I love Sally (a lot)^(10000000000000)^(N+1). She makes me really happy and she is very amazing. If you don't know Sally then you have not experienced life. You have not experienced the suffocating feeling as you drown in her eyes. You have not heard the crack nor felt the pain as you broke your leg falling for her. You have not felt the emptiness inside your chest after she stole your heart. You have not worn a gas mask to protect yourself from her smelly stinky bog like stench. Therefore I can conclude that I am the luckiest to have met Sally AND I get to date her wowowowow that is so insane. I love her a lot and she means the world + Saturn and maybe Venus (if you want to be generous) to me. Just kidding, Sally means everything to me. She makes me very happy because she is the most perfect girl and she is in fact very perfect. Actually the perfectest.
To verify perfection, let us analyze this debate as a fundamental document giving further validity to Sally's perfection. There is a lie detector being used to verify the factuality of this debate. Debate is located below. Analysis of this debate can be found under Most Perfect Girl Analysis.
Marco: I have the most perfect girlfriend (True)
Sally: I have the most perfect boyfriend and love you mostest (False^2)
Marco: No, I love you mostest (True)
Sally: You smell (False)
Marco: You smell a lot more than I do. That's why you're smelly. (True)
Sally: I do not smell (False)
Marco: You are the smelliest smartest most perfect girl (True)
Sally: I missed you (Maybe true)
Sally: I missed you most (Definitely false)
Marco: No! I missed you most. Go do your homework (True)
Sally: I did my homework. You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt (False)
Marco: You're sexier than bratwurst in a skirt. You're the smartest (True)
Sally: No you are. I have so much psych homework (False and True)
Marco: Haha cyke homework (You're not funny you dumb sack of potatoes. You look like a bratwurst without a skirt)
Sally: (Cringe) haha
Marco: You're the cutest I love you the most (True)
Sally: Wanna hang out?
Marco: No (You're so funny Marco we've heard these lame jokes so many times could you not for once?)
Sally: :(
Marco: KIDDING of course I wanna hang out (True)
Sally: Yayyyyyyyyyy
Marco: You smell when should we hang out? (True)
Sally: Nooooo I do not smell. I have to clean before we hang out. My room is SUCH a mess (False^3)
Marco: Your room is not a mess (True)
Sally: No it's so bad (False)
Marco: Faker (True)
Sally: Ok I'm going to clean now
Marco: Ok byeeeee <3 I love you most and you're the most perfect girl! (True)
Sally: You stink (Wrong)
End.
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A place or situation with surroundings or events that would be better experienced high on marijuana. Some common stone-perfect environments include your local fair, the airport, the DMV/DOL and your place of employment.
Duder 1: "Why are we waiting in the parking lot?"
Duder 2: "Cuz me and Rich gotta blaze it up first dude. You down?"
Duder 1: "Sure I guess."
Rich: "That a boy!"
Duder 1: "Dude the fair is like the stone-perfect environment. Watch out dude there's some leprechauns!"
Duder 2: "Shut up man! I'm tripping balls right now."
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The logical error that assumes a perfect solution to a problem exists, and rejects proposed solutions on the grounds that they are imperfect solutions
Decriminalizing marijuana is a bad idea because there will still be the same problems associated with it
Perfect solution fallacy is rejecting a proposed solution on the grounds that it won't completely eradicate marijuana abuse
When a woman pulls the bottom of her shirt over another person's head and shakes her boobs in the person's face. The Perfect Bobby Trap should only performed on people who enjoy motor boating titties.
Perfect Booby Trap! Diane did a Perfect Booby Trap on this hot blonde girl at the bar and then, less than an hour later, the hot blonde Perfect Booby Trap her back!
One of four launch titles for the XBOX 360. Like the system, there was two versions. The original which only came with the game and manual and the Limited Collectors Edition, which came with all the stuff of the original plus an extras DVD, a metal casing, a collectors comic and a holographic glyph. Prequel to the N64 game Perfect Dark. A much more awesome game than Halo 2
I love Perfect Dark Zero. Joanna Dark is fuckin' hot.
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A show that people are ashamed to admit they love.
Perfect hair forever stars a talking hotdog, and a tree that has sex with dogs.
Whatsup with that :D?
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The act of "wacking" the landscape into a perfect form.
Dude, I ca't believe Jesse just can just wack the Earth into Perfection.
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