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When someone has poor oral hygiene. As a result of not brushing their teeth a yellow to orangish coloration near the gum line has appeared.
I was on a date with this handsome guy. When he started talking all I could see was ring around the tooth. I couldnt stop looking praying he did not try and kiss me!
The act of sodomising a colostomy hole; a homosexual male couple that enjoys regular anal intercourse may find this act necessary after one or possibly both of the couple recieve a colostomy procedure.
A certain individual had colon cancer and he now is required to gain sexual pleasure through penetration of his colostomy hole(Oklahoma O-Ring).
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When basic ring sting is surpassed and your sphincter enters the realms of hell.
Mate, I’ve been hallucinating on the pan for an hour, squeezing out the remnants of a category 5 (extreme) spicy jobby. I’ve got an acute dose of ultimate ring sting.
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When jessica thinks the toe beside the pinky toe is called the ring ting finger. It’s called jessica can be dumb but also can be very stupid.
How did you break your ring ting finger?
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(n) the moment of most intense pleasure in sexual intercourse
Whitney's excitement was so intense, she had an o-ring.
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Is a Queen of Queens. A Ding Queen is a Queen of one Queen, but a "Ring Ding Queen" is a Queen of two or more Queens.
That woman is telling me that she is a "Ring Ding Queen" in the 'Afterlife'. She may be right because she seems like she has an Invegra( invigora) Spirit, and she does/can invigorate people. She even told me that her Invegra(invigora) Spirit is the most superior female spirit.
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To Masturbate in Public....Getting off to a large Croud.
Ring Da Bell harder Texas Tech Ringer!
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