Robert is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s funny and charming. He will take your breathe away. If you meet a Robert you better keep him in your life because he will take care of you like no other. The only downside of Robert is he needs help with his outfits
Hey i met a guy named robert yesterday
You know what they say about roberts, they are a catch!
The coolest loner known man. He is so lonely he doesn't even know how women like him. He thinks no one likes him and he is true. But one thing he doesn't know is that he is going to have the biggest Glowup known to man kind. He is going to get blowys everyday for the rest of his young life.
When a person is too stupid to know what’s even going on around them
Hey look at that Robert, he can’t see he’s being played for all his money when it’s clear as day
The tallest man on earth that can't walk straight and has a gigantic cock which is bigger than a BBC. Robert gets mad slutty bitches who give him anal.
'Hurry up and get yourself a robert!'
A kid with glasses who hates Ben Stewart because he’s a wanka. Also he hates Shivom for having over 1000 chins and Ryan Moon is a hater. Also he would put 3 bullets into Ben Stewart. He bums fortnite and hates Nick Camwell. Ben Stewart would get banged
“Rah did you see Ben Stewart get banged out by the Robert geeza
Robert is someone who is funny , caring , stupid , and a cock sucker , but everyone loves him