A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!
D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
The most amazing guy someone can ever meet! He is sweet, caring, understanding, and very helpful. Never ever leave a Robert. He is the bestest friend someone could ever have. He helps others struggling with emotions and he makes everyone smile. He is amazing! He is also the most adorable and energetic person! He never fails to make someone smile or laugh
You are so sweet, your name must be Robert
he is an awesome person he is funny and nice he likes to make people laugh he is smart and happy loving and cute he is 13
Robert is cool
This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame
Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
Robert is a crackhead and it will take any drug.
A Robert is a drug addict.
Trey's bitch, Robert eats icing out of Trey's ass
Robert was fucking the shit out of Trey yesterday