Rule 177

Any dare agreed upon must be completed unless both parties agree. If money is involved, money is returned to provider.

Guy: No way! Your friend is ugly as sh*t! No way im kissing that!

Chick: Rule 177

Ugly Chick: Owned.

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Rules of Gigging

1. Never EVER wear a tshirt of the band you are seeing.
2. If you do not know the support bands, dancing is NOT allowed – a headbob and foot tap is all that’s necessary.
3. Taking your shirt off is not allowed – tis ultra gay.
4. Moshing is for gays – UNLESS it’s a Slayer concert or some shit.
5. Never ever ever just stand there with your girlfriend hugging for the whole damn concert and never ever move out of some poor guys way who’s stuck behind you.
6. Don’t get annoyed if people dance into you…it’s a gig…EXPECT IT (unless they don’t comply with rule 3.)
7. If a gig Tshirt is more than 12 quid, it’s not worth buying.
8. If there is a hot girl, you have permission to move in.
9. When meeting band members avoid clichés and being overly obsessive. Pulling out an A2 poster of the band and asking them to sign it is not really cool. A handshake will suffice and maybe the signing of the ticket. Don’t act like you know the band unless you do, that’s creepy.
10. Heckling can be fun but don’t overdo it. Make it audible. Shout “YORKSHIRE” sparingly to a northern band as it can be misinterpreted as “YOUR SHIT.”
11. If you’re not really a fan of any of the bands, please don’t bother turning up. Sell your ticket to a fan and they can enjoy it instead of you. KTHNX.

"Hey dude, you didn't stick to the rules of gigging... you're a douche."
"That guy broke rule 3, 4 and 10. GET HIM!"

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Rule 12345

Rule 12345:

Otherwise known as a reference and

extension to "Murphy's Law"

Whatever can go bad, will, and whatever can

go worse, will also.

Boy 1: Omg, one of my gf's found out I

was cheating!! >.<

Boy 2: you better be careful, your third

might find out too.... *third girlfriend

walks by inconsequentially, overhearing

conversation* WHAT?!?!?!

Boy 1: Damn you, Rule 12345

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ja rule

a rapper who like DMX swallowed a box of tacks

"Hey look at Ja Rule, he sucks."

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JA RULE

Ja Ruel i$teh sh1t d00d!111111 h3 s0 getto!11 bestiest ropperr eveirrr!11112232452502

HAHA, yeah right...

He's a whack ass, monkey looking pop singer. 'Nuff said..

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Rule 1

People are stupid.

Player 1: I spent ten minutes explaining it all, and he didn't take in a single bloody thing.
Person 2: Rule 1.

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Rule 78

An internet rule so ruley, that it shall never be written.

This is such an emergency... we call upon rule 78!

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