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When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
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a old mans (above age of 80) penis
That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.
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When you and your girl do anal without proper preparation and on the pullout there's poop left over on your dick.
Man, me and my girl tried anal the other day and she gave me a rusty hotdog.
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A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.
"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."
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Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.
"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."
"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."
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A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind
Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
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A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.
"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".
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