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Ass Sandwich

A sex term describing poop in between 2 buttcheeks being eaten.

A fed B an ass sandwich, and now B wants another.

by Racoons In A Trenchcoat October 17, 2019

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Ass Sandwich

Being the vehicle stuck between the jackass going below the speed limit and the jackass riding your bumper because of it.

ALSO a term used for a group of 3 or more people who stand right in the middle of an isle or walkway to have a conversation, oblivious to the all people trying to get around them.

Excuse me...excuse me... I have to use the can. Excuse me. Really? You are currently being a complete ass sandwich, move your shit elsewhere!

by lady nude bottom March 23, 2012

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The Miami Sandwich

The act of inserting your penis in between two slices of bread (any type) and ejaculating into it. Afterwards, add as many toppings as your heart desires, then give this sandwich to a friend for a funny prank!

Person 1: dude try this sandwich i made
Person 2: bet
Person 1: hahaha that was The Miami Sandwich
Person 2: dude what the hell?

by the super penis man April 9, 2022

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Wetting the Sandwich

Inducing vaginal moistness by the bumping or grinding of hips against a person or object

"I think the creepy goth bumping against my mate is quietly wetting the sandwich"

by alethiophile February 18, 2019

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Void Sandwich

A model used to explain the theory of parallel/alternate universes. The bun/bread is the universe and the inside on the sandwich is used to describe the void between universes.

The void sandwich model was used in a science class to describe parallel universes.

by paralleluniverse February 9, 2012

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Sandwiched by luxury

When you are driving, all the cars around you are luxurious cars like BMW, Mercedes-Benz, and Audi, but your car is the only non-luxurious car.

Person1: Cars in front of me, behind me, and on each sides are all luxurious cars! and mine is freaking Ford.

Person2: Man, you are sandwiched by luxury.

by LeonardoLeonardo July 27, 2010

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Pearl Sandwich

When a person excretes some of their own sperm into a slice of bread, folds it & gets someone else to eat it.

"Eh girl, fancy a pearl sandwich?

by frism - French Jism December 30, 2015

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