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September 4th is national mustache ride day. It is a day where women get to go for a mustache ride. Find a guy with a beard and mustache and hop on his face on for the ride of your life. Sex is not guaranteed for the man, he just gets his face used.
September 4th is my favorite day, I get to ride a mustache!
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Eat yo girl out or give a blowjob to ur mans
its 26th september yk what we have to do
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National Rose Day! Go up to someone and give them roses.
Hey! It's September 22nd. Here are some roses!
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Make out with guys named dylan
It’s September 24 I have to makeout with a dylan today.
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Hug your gf/bf day
The day u have to hug ur gf/bf
Why are y’all hugging it September 27
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Give a/your girl a hoodie today trust me she will love it
Hey i wanna give you my hoodie cause I love you. And it's September 29 so yes
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The day when Michelle temple was born
AKA the greatest person alive
Person 1: today is September 22nd
Person 2: so
Person 1: it’s Michelle’s birthday
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