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get a bro and go to the mall and get arrested over something ridiculous but also have fun at the same time.
sears security guard: HEY dont jump on those beds
Bro 1: nahhh ( punch sears security guard in the stomech and run to zellers)
We were fucking around with sharks
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The evolved form of the rare African Standstill turtle. Only found along the Nigerian Coast where the ocean meets the beach with its gaping mouth partially submerged. Its disability to swim presents the scientific community with an evolutionary quandary that scientists say may never be explained.
Panicked Swimmer: "Ahhh! A shark!"
Lifeguard: "Don't worry everybody, it's just a Nigerian Coast Shark. It can't swim."
Panicked Swimmer: "Oh, you."
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Pissing in a chicks ass during anal
"I was drunk....fucking her in the ass, and i had to take a leak, so i just gave that hoe the slippery mud shark"
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When someone is attacked by the aquarium shark IN THE AQUARIUM.
Me: Reigen Arataka was attacked by a shark in the aquarium
Friend: shark attack in the aquarium
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the peace sign with the pinky out, the first two fingers into the coochie and the pinky into the booty. aka the shocker two in the pink, one in the stink
i played with the clit to lull her into a false sense of security, then BAM! the shark attack. but to my surprise, she was into it, then i got nervous.
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The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?
Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!
Tito: It looks angry!
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A substance stored in an aerosol can used to repel both living and explosive and/or inflatable sharks. It is often found on bat-helicopters or whereever Batman thinks it would come in handy.
Batman finds himself with a inflatable, explosive shark latched to his leg.
Batman: Robin! Get me the shark repellent bat spray!
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