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The act of licking ones fist, and punching someone so hard in the anus, that they become impregnated.
The actual method of conception used in the Arnold Schwarzenegger film Junior. It wasn't mentioned much in the film.
The name is somewhat misleading, as it refers to punching someone in the rectum, not the vagina.
Gary: Derp di derp di derp di derp
Martyn: Don't make me Sloppy Cunt Punch you.
Danny DeVito: Hold Still. BAM!
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh I feel the baby, the baby!
(deep voice)
Dr. Alex Hesse: Oh SHIT! Richter!!!!!
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the ridiculous walk that niggers use. If all people were uniform color, you could still identify a nigger by his sloppy walk. He'll have one hand on his usually massive cack, swing the other arm more than it needs to be swung, and catch his fat nigger lips on trip wires, pigeons, hot dog carts, bannana peels, and other random objects.
Hey, Simon, watch out. That nigger is approaching with a sloppy nigger walk. Don't let him touch you and give you AIDs.
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stretched out and saggy vaginal lips.
I was finger banging and was about to go in for the kill when I saw the sloppy roast beef.
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the REAL sloppy joe's. Unlike the disgusting sloppy joes that are just taco meat in a hamburger bun, these sandwiches are AMAZING. They are actually a real sandwich. They include- a layer of bread, then corn beef, then pastrami, then turkey, then russian dressing, then more bread, then the whole thing ALL OVER AGAIN!! they usually are cut into triangles and secured with a toothpick so the tower of a sandwich does not fall over. these sandwiches are also reffered to as "rich kid sloppy joes." they are INSANE!!
I eat NJ sloppy joes, that don't taste like shit!!
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The neutral BJ Between Sloppy Toppy 5000 and Sloppy Toppy 7000. It gives the feeling of gods without astral projecting you into the 4th dimension.
Damn Sally(from cars 3) gave me a Sloppy Toppy 6000.
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Term used when your diarrhoea is so violent, you’re not just wiping your hole, but you need to wipe both arse cheeks. Alternatively, a quick shower will help clean up any mess you’ve made on yourself.
Rylan: “Chook! I need a new toilet bowl after that!”
Timothy: “Aw why Chook?!”
Rylan: “I just done a massive sloppy ja-loppy and I may need to have a shower now!”
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When multiple men take turns ass fucking a girl and proceed to cum in her ass one by one making it sloppier after each man
Mark:Yo, I hear that Jessica is a hoe
John:I know, she let some guys sloppy bum her
Mark:Really? she's a freak in bed
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