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An adorable squirrel that has pure black eyes and lives in japan. It lives in cold climates and eats like an average squirrels (nuts and seeds). They use their arm flaps to fly across up to 10 feet distances (and more).
Me:Look at that Japanese/ezo dwarf flying squirrel!
My sister: I know right! It’s adorable
Person 1: Don't get loud with me now. Go beat off or somethin'.
Person 2: Maybe I will go slap my squirrel!
When a man who has diarrhea shats in a woman's pubes while slapping her with a Moby large.
Bro did you see that video of the Squirrel Spaghetti last night?!
When a drug addict is extremely dosed on methamphetamine (crystal, ice, speed, crank, shit, glass, etc.).
Typically this persons altered perception, and undeniably humorous state of confusion, can be a bit squirrely.
"Dude I'm fuckin hella squirreled back right now, I seriously won't sleep tonight....Fuck Man..... whatever I'll just call outta work, I'll be to fuckin bug eyed to go in and shit.... haha"
A woman whose boobs look like acorns.
Would you look at the squirrel tits on that woman.
A man that’s chest puebes simply look like Squirrel fur.
I went to go see cousin and soon notice he had very thick juicy Squirrel Tits.
A cute mutated penis the size of a bird-eating spider.
Bro I didn't know you had a spider squirrel! I wish I could get a taste of that juicy meat.