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When your story has a hole in it you give it a story patch
Eric cleverly used a story patch when Emily accused him of lying
1. Narcissistic and infantile.
2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
When you tell a funny story and the person you told it to repeats it as if it happened to them or in third person.
Burglary of your funny story.
I walked into work and Lola was retelling my funny story, what a story burg
you can get your entire hand inside your pussy and fell my cock fucking your ass. My cock explosed cum inside your ass and you got your second orgasm. you sit down facing me and start to likc me clean. You continue sucking my cock so that the guys see me blowing a third load...the biggest one on your boobs face and in your mouth. The two guys cum in the sand. get dressed and leave. We kiss dress yup and I go back to the beach while you get back to your house because you got what you wanted.
im so hard writing this dirty story example right now
I’m so hard writing this dirty story right now
Sad story told twice is a reference to having a similar background or upbringing as another person. You've heard it before. Father walked out because of drugs, ect.
She was a sad story told twice.
Any sexual foreplay which incorporates a spork.
Tina and Sara enjoy Toy Story 4 more than anyone else I've met.