Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.

This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.

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Bacon Wrap Ole

Same as bacon wrap but is typically followed up by anal sex. This is used to help spice up your feltching experience.

Eric had a wonderful bacon wrap ole' for dinner last night.

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Rub some bacon on it

Rubbing bacon on it makes it feel better

Man 1: dude I have abad headache
Man 1: rub some bacon on it you'll be fine

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Wakin' Bacon(sexual)

The act of a male fucking a fat chick in hopes of receiving a bad ass breakfast in the morning. This is because fat girls usually can either afford to go out to eat or cook really fucking good.

When I feel hungry and horny, it's time for some wakin' bacon(sexual)

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i smell bacon

"i see the cops, so lay low"

"i smell bacon, hide the dime"

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Filipino Bacon Wrap

The act of wrapping semi-cooked bacon around your penis and having a partner suck it off.

Garret: "Dude, Sara gave me a Filipino Bacon Wrap last night. It was so awesome."

Spencer: "Nice, what kind of bacon was it?"

Garret: "Canadian cock bacon."

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vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

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