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A micropenis that was doing anal, but got shat all over by the female partaking in the intercourse.
"I like a man that's up to have his dick become a breakfast sausage, you know what I mean?"
When those TikTok assholes thinks they're doing it right
Asshole 1 : Look guys! I'm eating Balkan Breakfast!
Some random dude in the comments : stfu that ain't the Balkan Breakfast you absolute foolish nigga
When you wake up and first thing you want before water or food or to even brush your teeth, is to bone down. So you do.
Hey girl, did he get it in last night?
Nah, but I got breakfast boned so it was all good!
Pussy for breakfast means that your sucking pussy or having sex in the morning
Me:
i had pussy for breakfast
My freind:
What you had pussy for breakfast OMG
When you make the most delicious breakfast served with coffee and you find a banger video to watch with the breakfast
“Come downstairs breakfast is ready”
“Alright, what’s for breakfast”
“Waffles with syrup and butter”
“Is there coffee”
“Yes”
“Say less”
Goes on YouTube finds a tommy craze/poofesure video
“BANGER BREAKFAST ALERT 🥳”
This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor
Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad
A purchase made before noon consisting of copious amounts of cheap alcohol and a cheap snack
A Gentleman’s Breakfast of two 40s and a bag of peanuts is a great way to start the day.