Mexican Relaxer

1. A sex routine where the man fucks the woman as if his performance was rated on receiving a green card (or legalized status) or not. This requires successfully pulling of three unique sexual positions in a row without having an orgasm until the last.

Derived from the 1980s when Hector Josè Morales landed in Mexico after parachuting from a plane carrying exotic melons, landing in an attractive American's backyard. She told him she would marry him and legalize him if he could make her have numerous orgasms.

Rick: what are you doing this weekend?
Nicky: not much, imma little stressed..
Rick: a mexican relaxer should clear that up!
Nicky: oh nah, I don't drink liquor!!
Rick: neither do I *drops pants to ankles*

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sad mexican

1. A Mexican who is sad after spending his cinco de mayo mowing lawns instead of drinking tequila with his amigos.

"Friend 1: Hey isn't it cinco de mayo?
Friend 2: Yeah Why?
Friend 1: Well because over there I see a sad mexican.
Friend 2: He must have been mowing all day instead of drinking tequila with his amigos."

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Mexican Diego

A person who lives with his parents untill 40 and is always in the basement on his Xbox and is not very outgoing and sexually gay

Jenny: Why doesn't he go out much?
Maria: Idk but hez such a mexican diego

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Mexican Tourette

An after-dinner game where diners take it in turns to shout out swear words, in clockwise order around the table. Similar to a 'Mexican Wave' at sports events, but using swear-words instead of standing up.

(at dinner party) Bob: Mexican Tourette! Bastard!
Mike: Shit!
Celia: Twat!
Linda: Wanker!
Bob: Asshole!

etc...repeat ad nauseam....

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Mexican Rollup

An act occurring during or immediately after sexual intercourse, whereby you shit on your prone partner, quickly roll them up in the shit slathered blanket and preferably toss the blanket wrapped person down a flight of stairs or out the front door.

Bitch thought we were having makeup sex but I gave her a Mexican rollup. Ha ha now lets see her borrow my socks again.

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mexican handshake

the act of greeting someone by grabbing and shaking one's croutch

After a long separation, Paco quickly greeted me with a mexican handshake.

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mexican pizza

The best food in the whole wide world.
Good with mild hot sauce.
From Taco Bell.
Better with no tomatoes.

Girl: I'm hungry. What do you want to eat?
Girl 2: MEXICAN PIZZA. AYE AYE AYE.

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