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The pants you need to purchase in January after all the holiday eating. Intended to be worn only until you can fit back into your regular clothes.
Thank god for post-holiday sales - it makes buying January pants so much less expensive!!
When someone is "super" wasted.
Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.
An unexpected pair of discarded pants in the middle of the road.
I've only been in this city for six hours and I've already seen two pairs of road pants.
A bag which is inside your pants which allows you to scratch your genitals.
I like to use my pant pocket.
(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."
Blowjob pants are when people, specifically young and female, have holes in the knees of her leggings, jean, or pants. Thus suggestive that she/he got holes in the knees of their pants because they spent too much time on their knees performing oral sex.
Can also include pants with dirty knees.
Person: do you like these pants
Friend: pants with holes in the knee be looking like you spend your lunch break sucking dick.
Other friend: walking around in blowjob pants is not kosher.