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The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!
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When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.
Dude, I totally gave this girl rusty sunglasses last night, she looked like David hasselhoff!
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When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
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When your tenants hang wet clothes in the house and cause a rusty radiator.
My stupid tenants did not dry the clothes in the garden and caused a rusty radiator
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Rusty weapon – verb – rusty weapon is the act of using your saliva to lubricate your penis prior to intercourse when you have a big dip in your mouth.
"Kodiak is the best dip to use if you really need to slide in the backdoor for the first time."
"You know your a redneck if... giving your wife a rusty weapon is considered foreplay."
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A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind
Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
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A sexual act when a man fucks a girl in the ass and gets shit all over a dick. When the man is close to cumming he pulls out, jacks off on their chest, and then licks it off.
"Last night I gave A Rusty Venture to Sherri". "Dude, you are nasty".
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