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A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.
A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.
Masturbation with a condom
I had a fat posh wank yesterday.
Chiefly in British English: Masturbating with a condom on.
She flaked last minute so I ended up having a posh wank instead.
To masturbate while undertaking paid employment.
"Has anyone seen Charlie? "
"Yea, I think he's ducked out for a Salary Wank"
"Has anyone seen Charlie?"
"Yea...he's ducked off for a Salary Wank"
A man named Willy had the largest black hairy penis ever. Btw he is a white man
Dude did you see willy’s Wank yesterday
The strength and stamina a man gains on their dominant arm from masturbation. Also known as wank strenk.
Shit man I didn’t know u worked out.
I don’t man I got that wank strength