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A condition brought upon oneself by the consumption of too much dubra, characterized by the inability to attain an erection and/or ejaculate. It is a close cousin of whiskey dick.
As you walk by a kissing couple, "don't bother with him girl, he's got DUBRA DICK!"
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The morning after a man has had sex with a woman, he ejaculates on her sleeping chest. So that when she wakes she'll find a fresh deposit of semen, reminding her of his love.
David: " Hey bro , how'd it go last night with Susan?"
Mike: "Awesome, totally spent the night over at her house, even gave her a good ol' Mack Dicking this morning."
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1. Someone who has an acute desire to draw penises.
2. A fuck stick.
Dallas Drummond is a dick doodler.
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You're just so incredibly happy that you're banging such a hot chick that you just can't stop crying while screwing.
"Dude, even that slut Paris Hilton got up and left in the middle of sex 'cause I was giving her the Dick Vermeil. She called me a sucky little bitch."
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In order to play the game of Chicken Dick, two males must become entirely erect separated from one another (presumably by watching pornographic material), and once completely erect, they position each other's genitalia within view of the opposite person's. The first male to become totally flaccid foregoes the match of Chicken Dick.
Jeff- Hey bruv, wanna play Chicken Dick?
Sam- Nah ded, I'm gay.
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To shoot someone in the face with a shotgun.
Somebody needs to Dick Cheney the vice president for W.
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