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def 1: a body of water that flows.
def 2: the middle child that annoys the heck out of his family because he's so negative. has horrible taste in most stuff and loves sauces a little too much.
def 3: a body of water that flows really hard.
def 1&3: that river is pretty.
def 2: river stop being so negative.
An amazing girl with a loud mouth. She always speaks her mind and is very opinionated. She love the outdoors and anything to do with it. She can be overwhelming at times but she’s a great friend to hold on to. She can always make you laugh and always brings a smile to your face. She’s a friend you’d want to try and keep for life.
You: Hey, River.
River: OMG, I’m so excited to see you do you want to hang out tonight or maybe go see a movie or we could go to the beach, nooo we should go SHOPPING!
River is an amazing guy, blonde hair, blue-greenish eyes. He is sooooo good locking and so dang attractive it'll make you cry. His smile makes you weak in the knees and damn is he a good kisser. You want to spend all your time with a river, he loves being active and the outdoors. He's a huuuge flirt and could break your heart in an instant, However he is a sweetheart and a very genuine kind person. Loving river is one of the best decisions you can make, but one with drastic consequences if it goes wrong. He's hilarious af and loves to listen to music in his old truck. River is dumb and can make dumb decisions but he'll always come back to you. He always wants to be your hero, and overthinks constantly. He will raise your standards and he loves to spoil you. Overall, River is an amazing guy, worth the heartache, AND HE IS HOT AS H*LL
Did you see river today? He looks so damn hot
Rivers is a very energetic person and is high-spirited! She doesn’t care what people think about her and isn’t afraid to take risks. Also Rivers is a very pretty and intelligent girl. Rivers is an amazing friend to everyone and is one of the best people you will ever meet. If you happen to meet a Rivers make sure to keep her around!
Guy one: “Man look at that girl.“
Guy two: “Dang! She must be a Rivers! “
A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.
Girl 1 : That River is a cunt
Girl 2 : Ennit
River is an incredibly cute human being, they are quiet most of the time, even around friends but they have that one friend they are always comfortable being loud with. They prefer They/Them pronouns and can't stand unfair and rude people. They have a temper like wildfire and and could honestly kick anyones ass. They're usually on the shorter side. They always have fun colored hair and and have weird but amazing fashion sense. They're artistic and literary geniuses.
They're usually pretty numb to the world, they don't like humans persay, but they do like people. They listen to all kinds of music, ranging from kpop to death metal.
They're often depressive and have major Anxiety issues. They crave romantic relationships but always choose the worst people. They empathic and are really good at comforting others, but they can also talk about themselves for a long while, not in a boastful way. They will be your bestfriend and your worst enemy. They're often alluring, and you'll always want to be around them.
Petra: River makes me feel butterflies
Rain: For real, They're so stunning
A River is a person that is almost as good as James hitting the quick scopes but he is 2nd best at looks, funniness , and at Athleticism(James is the 1st) but he is a nice person with 2nd biggest peen (1st James) but he’s one of the nicest people you’ll meet and 3rd coolest dude in the world (2nd James) (1st Lance)
Your a River my dog.