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noun: A turd scavenged for the express intent to be consumed as food.
verb: I am turd scavenging for pieces of corn because I'm so very goddamn hungry and those darn baptists from Idaho have sold my food-children into prostitution.
You can probably survive quite well on less than 500 calories a day by turd scavenging. Pretend you're in a war torn banana republic where the government is so corrupt and out of control that there's no food to be had. Actually, that's not such a stretch even where you live. Pretend you're in a country that was already impoverished and got struck by an earthquake, and the last thing available to you to eat, your children, got kidnapped by Christians from Idaho (home of Larry "I Am Not Gay" Craig) for sale on the child sex market and now you have nothing to eat but what you can scavenge from other people's turds, like little pieces of corn, etc.
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When a man jerks off so vigorously, straining he exasterbates his colon while ejaculating from the penis.
Alex had already jerked off 3 times in a row and the fourth time he had to stroke his penis so hard and fast that he produced a jerk turd.
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Taking a shit in a blanket
If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket
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somebody who uses the end of their dick to fish out poo from another man's ass and then felching feces and semen out of the other man's anoose
"It looks as though you caught yourself quite a crunch up here Peter, this Turd Burglar may take a while . . . mind if I spit on it?
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This is when you do the shocker on a girl and she wasn't clensed out previously. When you pull your pinky finger out it is covered in poop. The shocker becomes shocked.
Damnit woman, clean yourself out before we have sex you know I like to give you the shocker. Now I have a turd knuckle.
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A piece of crap on a stick that is perfect for eatting.
I just found a turd on a stick.
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