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cess weed

weed (marijuana) from a cesspool. disgusting. nasty stank. gross herb that i would not wipe myself with.

first things first stop smoking cess weed.

by dirty nickles February 21, 2015

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wonhee weed

(noun) - a species of cannabis grown specifically in new jersey that need not be smoked to feel its effects. its effects actually resemble the effects of crack more so than traditional cannabis. it is a natural high that lasts all the time.

Coffee and wonhee weed do not mix very well. Where can I get some of that wonhee weed?

by batty88 October 5, 2009

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


weed smoker

This guy/girl smokes all the time, and we aren’t just talking about weekends. Like at minimum two blunts a day. Some of them are bit crazy, some of them are ghetto, some of them just have drug problems, and some of theme are white people trying to be more black... but bottom line this is who they are- its their lifestyle! 99% of them loveee music especially things with good beats so they are good to have a jam seshh with :)

me: i went over to Latrell's house yesterday and we smoked and had a jam seshh. it was a good time..
chistine: i bet it soundedd amazing, he's such a weed smoker
me: yeah he is, i love him

by arek28 January 30, 2011

9πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


Dill Weed

A person not having AT&T as his/her service provider. Being oblivious to the fact that his buddy was trying to call him with free basketball courtside tickets.

Bill is a dill weed because he doesn't realize the importance of having AT&T wireless cellular service.

by Lightboxes March 27, 2008

68πŸ‘ 229πŸ‘Ž


Ditch Weed

A guy who used to skateboard but has reached middle age and now has an unhealthy obsession with PT Cruisers. Typically can find him eating pizza, wearing a track suit with Birkenstocks. Laughs at his own jokes. Repeats himself and often yells unintelligible gibberish.

That Ditch Weed watching BBW porn on his phone has thrown in the hot rag and has given up on life.

by 42069007 May 2, 2017

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Sigga-Weed

I Sigga-Weed is a zig zag filled with a diggity dang (weed), though consisting mostly of tobacco.

Often sold for the same price as pengarette's by some cheep ass stonner to some dump shit who can't tell the differance.

WTF, you cheep ass stonner. I orta cap your ass for dis cheep shit!

Also, you mite have a Sigga-Weed to be conservative of your stash.

by Larz January 31, 2005

11πŸ‘ 28πŸ‘Ž


dick weed

When a person smokes too mcuh weed and he grows weed on their pubes, if the conditions are right you will get dick chronic.

That guy is such a pot head that he grew dick weed.

by meaty, matthew January 25, 2008

32πŸ‘ 100πŸ‘Ž