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Where someone goes into a bank and kidnaps all the women working in the bank for rape later. They may or maynot also rob it.
there's been a bank woman kidnaping.
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The greatest sex that women can give to men
Guy 1: Wats up with you dude?
Guy 2: I've had one of the greatest nights of my LIFE!!!
Guy 1: What happen? Let me guess, you and Lizzy kicked it off last night huh?
Guy 2: You know it, she had that wonder woman pussy!!!
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wow guys, it's international womans day. that's cool.
Anyways, its basically a day about woman doing stuff
Person 1- wow guys, i can't belive it's international womans day
Person 2- yeah, that's cool i respect woman
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An attractive woman who, although married, gives one of two indications that she is willing or able to be unfaithful to her vows and her current husband. Either she flirts shamelessly with other men in the absence of her husband and displays a great affection for partying, drinking and carousing with other men; or she (while not having any children or is not pregnant) wears an embarrassingly modest wedding ring implying that she would enjoy "trading up" to a more affluant partner.
John: Hey, your friend Jill is quite a little hottie. Too bad she is married. I'd love to give her a ride!
Ellen: No prob. Did you see how she downed those five shots of Jagar that those guys at the bar just bought her? She is only a slightly married woman. Go for it! You'll get lucky before you get to the car!
Jason: Who are you going out with tonight?
Jake: I'm gonna tap this little bette that I met on the bus yesterday.
Jason: I thought you said she was married.
Jake: Dude, with that little pebble of a diamond on her finger? She's only a slightly married woman. I just told her that if she was mine I'd set her up in a sweet Beamer and she'd never have to ride the bus again. She practically blew me right there and then.
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A woman used to get a man out of an unusual slump. This is often an appalling woman used to get a desperate guy to try to find the right woman instead of begging his friends to set him up with anyone. It can also be just an appealing woman used to get a guy back into the swing of things via a hit-it-and-quit-it.
WARNING: Sometimes, using an unappealing woman can lead to a guy no longer being interested in women at all. Though maybe this is your goal.
"Hey, how's it going with Al?"
"Not good, he's desperate and it's just bringing everyone down."
"We might need to use a Wake-Up Woman."
"Hey, how's Cory?"
"Not well, after his break-up, he's just sulking all day in his room. Not the player we know and love."
"Try introducing him to some sexy Wake-Up Woman, that'll get him back in the game!"
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Kinky dude #1: "When you give a lady a simba, you can also stick your finger in her butt. It's called a sneaky rafiki."
Large Black Woman: "YALL MOTHAFUCKAS NEED JESUS!"
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Whereby a man jams his genitals through his legs to various degrees in order to give the appearance that he firstly, from the back, looks like a dog. Rotates with cock and balls still tucked to look like a woman and finally releases the package to provide the man.
I got bored the other night so showed my girlfriend the full dog, woman, man.
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