Half-jack

You get so uninterested in masturbating, that you stop before you cum.

Peter: Dude! I was so baked last night, I was whacking off and got bored and stopped.

Paul: Just a half-jack then?

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jack

when you first meet him, you think he's a cool guy. his personality takes over his very sub par looks. you go out with him and not only do you realize that the only thing he wants is his hands in your pants but that personality you thought was oh so great does not do anything to hide the face that he has been.. blessed with. he will cling on to you like gum on a shoe, and should come with a warning symbol. jack commonly refers to the fact that he probably jacks off to everything you say. oh, and he's a chick.

Girl: "Hey, what did you do last night?"
Friend: "Oh, I went to this really nice party. And, there was this guy there. But, he was a total Jack."
Girl: "Oh no, you poor thing. Where is he now?"
Friend: "I'm not sure. Probably jacking off to my facebook profile."

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jack sparrow

THE hottest sexiest most wonderful pirate EVER, the HOTTEST guy n eyeshadow, the finest all around!

*why is the rum gone??
*If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.

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Jack Lescak

an absolute asshole who sexually grunts at everything, and becomes sexually attracted to anything you can make up, makes too many sexual jokes as well. If you have encountered one of these, then you have in fact encountered a "Jack Lescak".

A wild Jack Lescak has now appeared and is making sexual grunts and jokes, you now run away, however he follows and continues.

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High-Jacking

The act of pleasuring yourself, while enjoying the effects of marijuana.

That OG Kush was great! I was high-jacking for hours.

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date-jack

We ALL know we should NEVER grocery shop on an empty stomach. The same applies to a first date. We need to "take care of business" and jack off before that first date so SEX isn't the only thing on our mind!

I have a HOT first date and better date-jack before i go out of the house!

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Jack wheat

An annoying or irritating character

That guys a total jack wheat

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