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1. A special shotgun shell used specifically for hunting wild turkeys.
2. Ejaculating in a womans face while making the "gobble gobble" noises.
For thanksgiving I thought I would surprise my girlfriend with a Janesville Turkey Load.
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Usually regarded as the last of any sold item in a shop, usually because of its bedraggled or otherwise substandard appearance. Because of this it is also used to describe the appearance of the external male genitalia.
She lifted his shirt and the sight reminded her of the last turkey in the shop.
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Turkey Trot Brothers are a set of unrelated men who are age 40 and older and have shared the experience of having the same doctor give them a prostate exam. These men have something special in common. Each has had the same man penetrate their asshole. Each has the same man who is very familiar with their respective buttholes. There is no shame in being a turkey trot brother, just an understanding that one dude knows something about each of you that you would never want to know.
I saw David the other day after he had his appointment with Dr. Shiver. We shared a “knowing glance,” and he was still a little stiff-legged from his anal assault. He was trotting like a turkey. We are Turkey Trot Brothers, as are Clint and Matt.
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A child produced through artificial insemination.
After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.
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Said by Ryan Haywood of Achievement Hunter. A sex thing.
If you don't know what it is, then it's too wild for you.
"Man did you hear what John and Macy were doing last night?"
"Yeah man, John said he was Catching the Crazy Turkey."
"Whoaaa.
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The phrase "Stick Shift the Turkey" is a term meaning
1. to masterbate
2. to get a handjob
3. to re-adjust your boner in your pants
Dude you won't believe it! I got Mary to "Stick Shift the Turkey" last night.
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The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.
I hd some turkey delight during that sex
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