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A time in a man's day when he becomes sexually horny and begins to masturbate
"hey man, whats up"
"hey dude, yo I brought over some playboy. and man is page 17 HH-OT!!!"
"oh shit man, its happy-time"
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1.When you makeout with someone in a closet.
2. When you're making out with someone in secret.
1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.
2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!
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DEUSENBERRY TIME
Also know as
rubbing one out
spanking the monkey
petting the one eyed snake
jackin it
petting the one eyed monster
draining the lizard
beat the meat
and so on
New form of masturbation
in 4 eazy to do steps
1. look at porn
2. slap your hand on the desk (palm up)
3. thrust forward through hand
4. DONE!!!!!!!!!
Example on youtube
DEUSENBERRY TIME, masturbation, beat the meat, draining the lizard, rubbing one out, spanking the monkey
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When one is being too cute and another person can't take it and they just have to bite or pinch their cheeks.
You're being too cute! That's it, it's cheek time!!!
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The act of a woman sitting on a mans face vigorously also known as carpet munching, SOMF, tongue fucking, muff diving & yodeling in the valley
Face-time has been suspected to be the cause of numerous asphixiation related deaths.
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when a person is home alone and is whearing nothing at all
dude i had 3 hours of naked time today it was awesome
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A person who enforces that an appropriate amount of time has been spent on each specific task.
I wanted to mount her but she pulled a Time-Cop on me and said that I needed to keep eating her snatch.
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