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Undefinable, oddly sexual, unforgettable deeply confused, biggest simp imaginable and in the closet.
Did you hear about Austin Bergen today.
A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.
Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
A cool guy who is probably going to smash your thot and not tell you about it. He is simply a player.
Girl: OMG Austin Fryer is so damn hot!!!!
the worst and best rapper on the planet
"Hey man did you hear the new AIEC AUSTINS album Helios?"
1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
A person who likes hot Costa Rican women. He enjoys basketball but sucks. This boy cries himself to sleep every night wishing he was good at basketball.
He plays basketball like Austin!
He’s a real Austin Wedin
The hottest, baddest ass woman in the downtown Austin area.. And when she is with Mark Walsh there is nothing that can top them. At wobble Wednesday is where they shine
Natasha Austin is so perfect.