Evan

Evan is an ugly ass bitch who has a tiny hose for his tiny hoes.

Evan can't fight fires.

Evan

Evan is the guy everyone hates. He is ugly, rude, and annoying. If you are friends with him he will still make up reasons to hate you.

Evan is gay

Evan

A complete dumbshit, also known as test failure, will be rich jkkjkjk

Evan is the worst.

Evan

A jerkass

Evans are usually referred to as a jerkass

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

Evan

Handsome man with a massive beast in between his legs and always inpresses ladies

Very smart and always thinks of others first.
He is the best friend you will ever get

I love Evan

Evan

Super ugly, stupid and tall.

Evan is stupid