fuck like a banshee

Verb. Having sex in a vigorous way, often evoking loud moans or screams; implies taking control for the other person's pleasure

I like how you fuck like a banshee when you get on top.

relationship is like a car

A traditional straight romantic relationship is like a car, usually the male is the accelerator toward intimacy and the female is the brakes!

A romantic relationship is like a car.

bitch like behavior

acting like a bitch, in other words exhibiting or displaying mean behavior

which explains the term bitch-like-behavior

she told me to throw myself of the bridge, wow she really does exhibit bitch like behavior

Cause I'm Like That

This phrase can be used when you do something good or fun.

I got an A on my test, cause I'm like that.

drank like a whale

This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.

Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!

not like most girls

a phrase said by those who are, most definitely, like most girls.

all girls ever: I'm not like most girls

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Layered Like Pie

A sarcastic counter-expression used when someone has claimed that a person is "layered" – in the sense that while they might be bitter or sour on the outside, on the inside they're actually sweet. The expression refers to the idea that as with the pastry in question, while the top seems crusty and mean – and there might be some sweetness underneath – at the TRUE core of the person, they really ARE just crusty and mean. So the expression refers to someone who is truly rotten to the core, and that the sugar they throw out is merely a ploy to try to keep people from realizing this. Charismatic serial killers, or brutal tyrants, for example, are layered like pie.
The observation leading to this phrase was first made by the character of Dr. Horrible/Billy (Neil Patrick Harris) in "Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog" in reference to Captain Hammer (Nathan Fillion), as shown below.

Penny: At first I thought he was kind of cheesy–
Billy: Trust your instincts.
Penny: But, he turned out to be totally sweet. Sometimes people are layered like that. There's something totally different underneath than what's on the surface.
Billy: And sometimes there's a third, even deeper level, and that one is the same as the top surface one.
Penny: Huh?
Billy: Like with pie.

Woman with black eye: I know my new boyfriend might seem like a drunken, misogynistic ball of domestic violence waiting to happen, but he's actually really nice, he's layered like that. And now he's promised to only beat me on Wednesdays!
Friend: Yeah, layered like pie. Call the cops on him!

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