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National slap your bestie day.
Girl 1: HEY BESTIE
Girl 2: HEYYY *slaps*
Girl 1: GUH WHAT YOU DID THAT FO?
Girl 2: MB GIRLIE, IT'S APRIL 3RD
Girl 1: WHAT'S ON APRIL 3RD?
Girl 2: NATIONAL SLAP YOUR BESTIE DAY
Girl 1: Fuck you
tell your crush how you feel about her/him :)
Hey, it’s April 3rd so I’ve been thinking about you and I was wondering if you could be my girlfriend/boyfriend?
If today is April 14th this is your chance to get a free titties pic.
Boy: send me a tittie pic
Girl: I will tomorrow
Boy: but it’s April 14th
Girl: ugh ok
the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.
wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?
wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.
Fuck your friend day
Show ur friends some love by doing the deed
Matt : I’m going to fuck Vanessa my friend because it’s April 14th
National kiss a homie day. Kiss a homie you’ve known since elementary school
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