Turn around and shit on your own shoe

Basically telling someone off .
Similar to "go fuck yourself" or "eat shit"

Jason- "You're ugly."
Daniel- " Why don't you turn around and shit on your own shoe, Jason."

See you around like a donut.

Commonly used by faggits, meaning 'please stick your penis in my rectum, and shoot cum up my nose when your finished'.

Hey John, see you around like a donut!

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waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

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Come round here, coming around here.

A phrase used to inform a person they are being fucking ridiculous.

Person 1 “Hey lad, have you got anymore smokes?”
Person the second. “Fuck off you dumb cunt, come round here, coming around here. I’ve already given you half mi fucking deck!”

wrap a rubber band around your door

A the most stupid and most useless advertisements that is seen on Urban Dictionary and many other websites.

Person 1: These ads I see on the web looks so boring and dumb.

Person 2: Which ads?
Person 1: The ones that talk about wrap a rubber band around your door.

Tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick

adj. An action meant to be directed at a political, social, or economic issue but having only purely symbolic value, often at the expense of time and energy action that could have been put to something consequential. So named because it feels good to do but does no good.

Person #1: Hey, are you gonna wear a safety pin on your hat to the anti-fascism parade to show solidarity with gay Muslim trans women?
Person #2: No, you ducking slacktivist, I'm on my way to an ACLU meeting to volunteer with their voter-registration drive because I prefer to do things that actually make a difference instead of wasting my time on tie-a-pink-ribbon-around-your-dick bullshit.

Ever have a pussy around your neck?

A trick question. Everyone has when they were born. Unless you where born by cesarean.

Hey man, ever have a pussy around your neck?

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