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When you are fucking a girl and she starts screaming unintelligibly to give it to her harder, but she’s so out of her mind that she just sounds like an Asian lady at a food truck screaming “give me order!”
How was it last night man? You get lucky? Man that girl was a freak, it was a like a stop at the Asian Food Truck.
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A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.
Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?
Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.
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When a guy is after you and keeps nagging you like an Asian mom.
Girl: This guy kept texting me so I asian-mom zoned him.
Girl 2: Right on!
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2.9 or 6.9
korean men are usually 2.9.
He has an Asian dick.
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There are a lot of them, and you'll find them as frequently as ugly caucasian men, ugly African men, or ugly blue, orange and green men!
Stereotypes and prejudice should not exist anymore.
So shut it.
White guy: Hey look, that is a really ugly Asian guy!
Me: I could say the same of you, buddy.
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When the zipper area of your jeans folds up right where your penis is and creates a small 'boner'. Aptly called 'asian boner syndrome' because asian males have notoriously small dicks.
hey guy, you better check your pants. you appear to have a raging case of asian boner syndrome.
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You're typical asian that you think of
VietnamESE, ChinESE, JapanESE, KoreanESE ( is that a thing),
Basically what you think you when you say Asian
American: " What kind of ESE Asian are you
Asian person: JUST 'CAUSE I'M ASIAN DOESN'T MEAN I'M FORM CHINA
(No seriously, people need to stop thinking that)
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