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BEAR POKER

Someone who deliberately aggravates a strong person for a reaction. Can be passionate in a relationship or just to push someone's buttons to see the show

I dont want someone who I can walk all over, I want a bear poker to keep me on my toes.

by reconboy March 10, 2018

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Money for Bears

If a person has more money than is needed for a specific purpose or has a large amount of moeny in general it can be described as having 'Money for Bears' This is of course contextual to the situation.

The literal translation; Money for Bears - Enough money to feed a small family of bears.

a person goes out for a night clubbing and usually would spend about 30 but brings out more than 50, it can be described as money for bears.

going down the pub for a drink or two costs less than 10, more than 20 and this person has money for bears.

by Maximelf January 9, 2010

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Tickle bear

Defined as someone who specifically enjoys tickling the muff of hair found in the pubic region of either a male, female, or himself.

Generally done so in a non consensual setting.

β€œHey Chris, is Devin still coming by for poker tonight?”
β€œNaw he can’t make it, he was visited by the tickle bear last night and has been sobbing in the shower ever since.”

β€œDo you think Bill Cosby really is guilty?”
β€œHell yeah, that tickle bear got what he deserved.”

by Kenny and Dan July 17, 2018

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Bear Johns

Having a very undignified and unruly attitude.

Being a rebel or the "American Badass" type of demeanor.

Having a bear tattoo and being an uncaged animal.

That guy has a huge bear tattoo on him. I wonder if he's unruly and rebellious?

-Oh, fuck yeah he is! That is Bear Johns!

(Example) "I think I'm going to be Bear Johns today. I'm going to be unruly and then go home and stretch my sister's asshole out."

by D.R.7 April 21, 2011

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Gimpy Bear

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.

1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.

by irishprincess1374 July 11, 2009

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Runt Bear

A runt that is as dangerous as it is violent. Typically can be spotted by the short stature and scars above their eyes. Nickname mostly given to white men with little man syndrome, but whose actually backed it up. (Negro's please see Monkey Runt). Most Runt Bears also have a calm and friendly side that can be changed at the flip of a dime. Women are typically alarmed the first time they sleep with a Runt Bear, due to the size of their extremely large member. Warning, do not fuck with a Runt Bear.

Slut A: "What a little fucking Runt Bear"

Slut B: "True, but I heard he has a 9" member and is a member of the League of Extraordinary Genitals"

Male friend: "You bitches are sluts"

by Your Stepdad December 2, 2011

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Scary Bear

A awkward position in volley ball that is when setting a Ball you put ur hands straight up in the air and bend your hands down, result: a ball heading straight towards the ground.

"No scary bears guys, you goota get better at volley ball"
"Good sets are beast, scary bear sets, not so beastly.

by Nick Barrens December 4, 2008

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