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Beat Your Meat

Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.

Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!

by HornyPornoAddict June 8, 2023

75๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beat Off Coma

The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).

Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.

by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010

18๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dick Beat December

The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November

Iยดm going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.

by nuttery November 15, 2017


beat your face

military pushups

Drop down soldier and beat your face twenty times!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022


feeling the beat of the tambourine

another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...

Aarran: I'm really feeling the beat of the tambourine this morning ):

by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010

52๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


beat them cheeks

1. Any kind of rear entry sex wherein the man slams into the woman's ass.

2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).

3. Simply fucking her from behind.

Dude 1: Man, look at that ass!
Dude 2: Yeah, I just want to spin her around and beat them cheeks.

by jacky_boy September 15, 2009

128๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Beat Mode

The act of having sex

to go have sex

I am going to be on some serious beat mode tonight

by Vagine January 4, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž