Bed

Something you sleep on

Jo mama 1: Guys I'm gonna lay on the bed

Jo mama 2: Me too Jo mama 1

bed

stands for bullimic eating disorder on ed twitter

ed twt: what ed do you have?
anyone: bed

Bed

a place to have fun

i had fun with your mom in bed last night

Bed

A peice of furniture that people sleep on.

My friend's dad was laying on the bed all day yesterday.

Bed

Something that you can sleep in.

We went to bed when mom told us.

Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.

Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.

bed darts

When a guy is masturbating and tries to hit himself with the ejaculate.

I got a double bull's-eye in bed darts.